I got up and said 'you need to leave. I was exhausted and once 'things' started happening, I started falling asleep. I wanted to wrap it up and go home so I attempted to finish him orally. To make it even better, he couldn't keep it up.
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Thanks Tequila. So I was downtown and saw this sorority chick that I could tell had no standards. So at the end of the night, I made my move and she decided to come back with me. When we got back to my dorm we got to it and right when she got on top she called me daddy. Then all of a sudden, I break out of the hand cuffs and my hands come flying up and hit him square in the ears. I had a new roommate that year that just transferred so I thought it would be nice to take her out and show her the hot spots at our campus.
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It was terrible; it felt like someone threw up in my mouth! Until she decided to go down on me, and I accidently farted in her face!!! Not only was it a loud one, but a smelly one as well!
He seemed cool enough at first, and though he said he forgot his apartment keys someone buzzed us up anyway so I figured it was normal. After we started hooking up, someone knocked on the door super loudly. He just gave me a weird laugh and said, 'Yeah, we have to go, I don't actually live here. He woke up, realized what he did, and got out of bed to sleep on the floor, leaving me there to sleep in his pee.